Enough of the bullshit, here's the specs:
4.6L V8 L37 Northstar
275 HP @ 6000 rpm
FWD, 4-speed auto
17 x 7 wheels
P235/55R S Yokohama Avid Envigors
1000 lb max towing capacity (when adequately equipped)
8-way power leather front seats
Heated steering wheel, front and back seats, mirrors
Butt-cooling front seats
Analog clock
Cornering Lights
5 year honor badge (thanks grandpa)
Much more shenanigans...
FUTURE MODS:
Super Swamper 21x49x20C IROKs
WARN M12000 heavy duty winch
7.5" Rough Country GM suspension lift
Eyourlife 55" 300W LED Light Bar (suck it max)

Smittybilt XRC Rock Crawler Front Winch Bumper
LoD Xpedition Series Rear Bumper w/ Tire Carrier
Rampage Retractable Side Bar/Rocker Guard
2.5 Ton Rockwell Axle ARB Locker
Once again, much more to come…
